Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money