Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture