Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.