Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)