Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.