Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture