Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.