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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.