Because it was in the middle of 9/11
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Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
They have the same middle name!
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
A Skywalker
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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
With carrots
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
Diez nuts!
A good start.
