Traumatize Jokes

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.