Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.