Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).