Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.