Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"