Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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Coffee Mug

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!