Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs