Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan