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What do you call a horny asian woman?

Actually, I'm not going to finish that. It's a slippery slope.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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