Hail Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.