Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans