Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!