Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.