Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!