Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.