Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.