Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu