Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.