Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it