Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.