Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.