Live Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas