One live baby nailed to ten trees.
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Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
It depends how hard you throw them.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Have someone throw it at you.
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
They have the right to bear arms
A millennial falcon.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
