Live Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.