One live baby nailed to ten trees.
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Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Rue Dolph
Sans francisco
Be born in China.
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
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Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
A foot long
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Not yet," she replied
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
