Man Sky Jokes

What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?

No Man's Sky.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.