Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.