He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Lil Caesars
Somebody shot his dog
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
He came to work baked.
He was a pieromaniac.
Plastic Surgery.
Rocket Farts.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Make me one with everything.
Juan and a half
No mames!
It didn't peso well.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Neighbor" thanks bugz
they drop acid of course
A drizzly bear, of course
