Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!