Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.