Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

You might also enjoy:

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Pizza Joke Jokes More Pizza Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.