He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Shoot one of them.
PI Z Z A
Pi * z * z * a
Because pepper makes them sneeze
A seasoned traveller.
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Homeless.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
A chicken
He gets pale as a sheet.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
The cold shoulder.