He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"
They always get jalapeno business!
If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
A bench can support a family.
Shot in the head in Dallas.
Shot it!
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
When it's being built!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
You can't top a good pizza joke.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.