He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Pop-tart.
It never ends.
Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.
The last black person that had a dream got shot!
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
They don't find them Hume-erous.
A pizza can feed a family.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
He never delivered.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Wanna go ride bikes
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
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When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.