The pencil has a point
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A joke.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They both only really work on paper
He works it out with a pencil.
Cause they would quack up.
The punchline
an electron
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.