The pencil has a point
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A joke.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
My newt.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
He works it out with a pencil.