Not Orphan Jokes

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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