Not Orphan Jokes

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

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Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether