Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.