Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done