Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.