Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!