Because she is a woman
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Because she's a woman.
Antagony
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Corduroy.
Corduroy!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
He lost his patients
He had no more pane
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Swishnu
It's a never ending story.
COPD
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Because cars takes you from A to B
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
