Because she is a woman
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Because she's a woman.
She was shouting for help.
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
God does not punish twice.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
It died.
She fell out of the tree.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A paint Bernard!
Tan lines.
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.
Inception
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
His lips are moving.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
They only ...
