Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Tldr Jokes More Tldr Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day