Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Gif Jokes More Gif Jokes

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.