Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.