Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.