Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!