Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb?

A lot, because they're fucking stupid.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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