Minority Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

What do you call an all black sorority?

A minority

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.