Minority Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

What do you call an all black sorority?

A minority

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.