He had only one 'i'
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because they can't spell "read it".
Spelling!
I cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
GINGER.
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
r/EyeBleach.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.
chink chink chink chink