Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Spell Check Jokes More Spell Check Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!