Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.