There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Youre always meeting new people.
He was way too autistic for his own good.
The cut up peaness.
You can drop her off wherever.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
You don't understand it until you're older!
The climax.
Have a good one, son."
They are their own birth control
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Cantelope
A cognac
A good idear...
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
In case your other agus breaks.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
He's outstanding in his field
They're good at planting evidence.
The Holocaust
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Let it Gogh!
Shaking Bad.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up