Isis Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

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Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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Looks like rein dear"