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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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Scissor me timbers

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One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!