Lesbian Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

Snack Cracker Jokes More Snack Cracker Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.