Lesbian Jokes

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Curious United

Lesbian Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

How do you view lesbian relationships?

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

Why do lesbians like radishes?

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