Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
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It had a plane to catch.
Because he was a slice of bread
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A good start.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
A Fortnight
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
The runway
Well that got a load off my mind.
The same middle name.
To render the buildings on the other side
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He was caught stroganoff
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
A plane bagel.