Batman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!