Music Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Kobe Bryant Jokes More Kobe Bryant Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.