Music Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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