Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!