Black Guy Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one - you fucking bigot.

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Cause she ran away from the ball

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !