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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
A mouse going on vacation.
Nowhere! He just stuck around!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Cantelope.
Anthrax.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
Because the bus hit him.
Urine trouble
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
A tire.
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
ox-fam
