Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
They both take away the coffin.
That would be a dead giveaway.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
I really just want to know.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
They kermit suidide !
It's hard to keep track.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Because they can't put their finger on it.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
A: She sneezes.
