Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.