When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
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Juan Andonle
A Gaucho Marxist
No whey Jose
He had a loco motive.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
He had loco motives
A toddler can count past two...
A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(
Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.
Pollution.
Alien vs Predator.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Black people can't swim. -.-
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Ribbit
Because the farmer had cold hands
There's just no atmosphere
