Mexican Jokes

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

What does a Mexican duck say?

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

What do white people and fences have in common?

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

What do you call a mexican barber?

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

What are Mexican hackers called?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

What do you call a short Mexican?

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

What do you call a Mexican little person?

What do call a Mexican midget?

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

What do you call a little Mexican?

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?