Alien vs Predator
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Ahola.
Juana Sum Peeksa.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Manuel labour.
they only had one pickup
A Green Bean
He took the chicken's job.
Allah-peos
Juan nail at a time.
Amigo Acid
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Jalapeno Business...........
I don't want to taco bout it.
A Mexi
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
Juan and a half
They keep stealing green cards.
cacawatches
My Mexican neighbor
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.
Underlay! Underlay!
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
because he had Loco-Motive.
Just Juan.
He was dyslexic.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because there can only be Juan.
The mexican border.
They only had 2 cars.
They steal all the green cards.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
Don't do anything until I get back
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
A payday
Oh, wait they're done.
They only had 4 cars.
A no weigh Jose.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
Baked Beans
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
They take all the green cards.
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Carlos
Not even, homes
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
They keep slipping off.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
Because they steal all the green cards
A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess
The Juan percent.
Jose and Hose B
yo get off me, homes!
Taco crumbs
Om-bre
Borders
El Paso
A: Oranges.
Steal a chicken
A dry martinez.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Baked beans.
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Baked beans
A pilot, you racist!
A Mexican't
Cuatros Cincos
Carlos Jr.
Quatro Sinko
Fajitahahahas
A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
Deported
Helado oscuro!
A kid who loves halalpenos
Juan
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Another Juan
A hole in Juan
That's Nachos.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
El Taco Lips.
Chicken Fajitas.
Bangs his head against the wall.
Amiigo
Hey Messe
Cinco.
They both benefit America!
In a casket.
A Mexican is going to lay them one day
The spelling.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Batman's Parents.
The cow didn't make it.
The www.erewolf.
It's just too hard.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Change for a buck.
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Quit Russian.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
