Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did one horny whale say to the other?

Wanna humpback at my place

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

Laundry Room Jokes More Laundry Room Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks