Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet