Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Because he didn't get arrays.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
Life outside of prison.
M: Linda.
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
because Sam sung better than him
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
You're dead to me."
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
