Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Because he didn't get arrays.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A: When you can't pay cash.
Cash me if you can !
Because they have a lot of manors.
In porking lots.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
McBook Eyre
This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"
He's outstanding in his field
Santa stops at three Hos.
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
Chickpea
It's all about the execution
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
