When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Just run for office!
Me: Personally I need a job.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
He wanted stable employment
Your job.
It couldn't take the shear stress
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ubisoft
Gristle While You Work!
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Because Opey never delivered.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
He came to work baked.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
He is small arms dealer
The Book of Job.
It's sew sew
Because he's always talking trash.
My career is in Jeopardy!"
I said "Congratulations!!!"
They weren't hiring.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Because it was soda pressing.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
You do the math"
She had harp failure.
he lost interest
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
He isn't very App-y
Because he was out standing in his field.
She hated being microbe-managed.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Cancer got Jobs.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Be born in China.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
He ate his tacho.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
He ran out of patients.
He didn't *urn* his degree.
Neither one has Jobs.
He never delivered.
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
It wasn't her job to educate people.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Looking for Jobs.
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Handy Manny took his job.
He was always drinking on the job
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
they get jobs
Nobody in the government does their job.
Because he showed up baked.
He doesn't have a job.
They were both inside Jobs
A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
Because he went crackers.
A: With relish.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Let's go get Jobs.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
It was the Bain of his existence.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
His job was soda-pressing
He didn't have any debtperception.
She swallowed
Me: After lunch, next question.
A four term US senator.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
Because he was outstanding in his field
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because she was drinking on the job.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
He was Koalified
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
they were worried about his checkered past
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
McBook Eyre
They are both dead...
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
On the front page of reddit.
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
A: There are just too many pastabilities!
Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Gold digging
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
He wanted to see time fly!
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Because they're not PC
A Dell
