Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.