Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Luters
A Luter.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
A tuba toothpaste.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
because she lost the recipe.
To make ends meat.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They have nerves of steal.
They start with Juan
They both steal your bike.
