Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
They start with Juan
They both steal your bike.
E.T. learned English and went home.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
99 dollars.
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
Dinner for 4.
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
The asphalt.
Because then they'd be two tired
SEVEN.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Jim.
A joint effort!
I don't have a stamp collection.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!