Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
I don't have a Lamborghini
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
Shoot one of them.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because Chernobyl fallout.
At the coroner store.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
A criminal mastermind
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
