Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
He woks.
Your addicted.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Sneakers.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First we steal two Eggs
Because he never left the pub.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
They start with Juan
They both steal your bike.
A: Heck
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"