Toilet Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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