Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
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This needs to happen.
A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.
Timmy: "Who the hell are you "
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Why do you want 10 dollars
Lobster "
Hell was full.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
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Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
No honey, it s not what it looks like."
Hell-if-I-know
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
You boil the hell out of it
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
A: His heart stops bleeding.
French Flies!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because he always took the low road.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
The corniest ones.
They moove
The traffic.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Engineers
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
He wanted their soles.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
Olive.