Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.