Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

God Jokes More God Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.