One has hope in her soul...
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A nun falling down the stairs
Absolutely nun
A nun only serves one God.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Chicks dig stars.
Because Sharon is Karen.
Jerry's Kids.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Phil.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Answer in comments.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
