Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Both are food from aloft!

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Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!