OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
This post.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Like this.
A master-baiter
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both begin a trip at the post!
Like we're going outside...
I don't know, check the post above me.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Imgrrrrrrr
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
It makes the front page.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Annette.
Elf-ies.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
A rashtag.
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
An unclejoke
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Because he walked in.
A putin wedge.
Because he doesn't like being followed.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Because they have hundreds of Qins
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Pawpular!
