Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.