Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.