An old glory hole.
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American ships.
Manifesto Destiny
Crimea River.
A golden receiver!
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None, they just beat the room for being black
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
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None. Their President outsources the job to India.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
European
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
I'll tagalog!
Now I wonder the same thing.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
By long distance.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because they finish each other's sentences
Because they're good at commiting.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
A fifth.
Three Fifths
