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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because he took the stairs.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
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It was an explosive success
You have a shot with a pool table.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
He fell out of the tree.
It's a shifty business.
I've been framed!
He was heading west.
A miso-genie!
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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
