gets arrested*
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Coffee Mug
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
She quits counting.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
DU-WHY !
None, they just beat the room for being black
This is a stick-up.
How are you holding up?"
They both lose pounds really fast.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
A Chewie
A wookiee talkie.
Because magic is stupid.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
