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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A thief in the knight
He was a safe robber.
The police made him bring it back again.
You bust a nut
He was caught red handed.
Soviet Onions.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Because his arms were blown off.
Cancer reproduces itself.
Alone
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
A Chewie
First person shooter.
It's just so hard to pull out.
Because they live under Iraq.
