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Coffee Mug
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
It reads "Small medium at large."
Shot in the head in Dallas.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Don't we live in every room
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Exit the European Union.
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Do you mind getting out of my son.
He had carpool tunnel
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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