gets arrested*
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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
Leukemia Skywalker.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
They can't handle the triggers.
The gun gets triggered.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
You don't. The police shoot you.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Because she was trans-parent.
