Put it in a square cup
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wine
A: "Have another beer."
Could you cry me a beer
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
He wasn't in the MahMoud.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
Cause beer is made with hops.
One with a lot of hops.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
They are both empty from the neck up.
I'm drunk."
A buck an ear.
A buck-an-ear
The taste.
A: The food tastes funny.
He didn't want no scrubs
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Walkers
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
Because it crashes all the time.
It was just a matter of time.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Marry it
