asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that "
I don't like sprouts!"
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Me neither. Help.
A vinegar
Start shouting Jehovah.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Because it's always flat.
They just don't believe in labels.
A two-torial!
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
To see how long he slept for.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Because krypton gas is odourless.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
