asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that "
I don't like sprouts!"
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
A prism.
Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Because they can't even.
Beef Jerky.
Beef jerky.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
Because the door was ajar!
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
You aren't naked in my bed.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Because he was the rightful heir
Because his mother was in a jam.
Me neither. Help.
