I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
He usually flies twice as high.
They prefer cash.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
hopscotts.
They have to use TWO hands.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Bipolar Bear
Pu
Parabolems?
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
A drummer.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Oh yeah. Imagination.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
let me be your *soil*mate
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Ball lightning
Because they're greasy
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
An amoeboo!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Woofleball
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
They like to stay anony-moose
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
It's a sore subject.
The e-aster bunny.
I like to be prepared.
Because they like being ice-olated
Umm in a cake.
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
Germany
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
I would like to help with house #7.
They must not like Kraft
Twister
An independant !
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Because he likes to Count.
Mi Ghosta!!
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
It burns too easily
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Would you like fries with that "
An octopuss !
A one trip pony :D
Manhatin'
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he didn't like DC...
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
They both like to throw a hoedown.
A key.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A pedrophile.
A: Turn Rachmanin off.
Maaaac
They don't like to get too close to the net!
moostard
A cottage"
anything with curry in it.
He didn't like the Pilate
Not-tea
A Pastafarian.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Because I like to sleep around.
Tsar-Chasm
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
In the cow-boose.
A: A hobby horse.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
Because he liked sole music!
They like to stay low-key.
Lucardio!
A "groan" man...
Cause it's far out, man
Mary Jane
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Ummm...in a cake!
May Theforcebewithyou.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
I'd like to buy an owl
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because they're ugly and smell bad...
deez nuts.
Most weddings happen in June.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Thtop taking the pith out of me!
You can skip the flat ones.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
A cud missle!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
