I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
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A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !
One with everything.
NaCl-more.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
They like to get a long little doggie.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
He likes to keep things low key.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
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It's sterile and he likes the taste.
I'd like a Corona, please.
Cause they don't use a filter.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
It didn't like being double crossed.
A pasta-fist.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
She likes it.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
The slippery slope fallacy
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ice cream
Because nobody liked it on earth.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
They both like to pork.
Because he liked it.
With a romantic tock.
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
Would you like fries with that "
I'll be Bach.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Denver Nuggets
He liked chillin.
Moo-sic!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
A little otter
It's alright, they're just a little chewy.
Postrock/Postpunk
Mustardo!
Because it scares the dog.
Ewan
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
Wooden you like to know
They both don't like wires
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Autistic.
I like your belt
They look kinda shady to me
A PDFile.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
A Walken humidor.
A joke .
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
how waiters should greet people
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
they both like to root around in your cellar
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because he likes Tibet.
Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...
Racist.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
No one likes the black ones
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Because they like raising a stink !
A: It's purrrfect.
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
They like it!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
A baked potato
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
A HISSStorian.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A turn-up
It lifts their spirits.
A cross-dresser.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Ooops, I burnt one!
A Jehovah's Witness.
Ding Dong
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
Lemon
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
A Vinegar.
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Because they can't even.
Depressed
He didn't have the guts
