Good morning, ladies!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Mewspapers !
My guess would be sometime this morning.
A pillow
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Thank you very much, sir.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Mourning wood
Morning wood.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
A Master Baiter.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because chicken came to his side.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Slip not.
He said never mind we'll walk.
Hello, ladies."
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
He wanted to see stars during the day.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
