Good morning, ladies!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Mewspapers !
My guess would be sometime this morning.
A pillow
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Thank you very much, sir.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
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The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Good morning ladies.
They both exaggerate the length.
His pants had no ballroom.
They don't have wives
Dual air bags.
Because it scares the dog.
A pocket watch.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
they taste funny!