Good morning, ladies!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Mewspapers !
My guess would be sometime this morning.
A pillow
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Thank you very much, sir.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because she ate the secretary.
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..
Good morning ladies.
A gray and red hairy paste.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He ate someone who disagreed with him.
With a fork
Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.
A cup of Joe.
A pedrophile.
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Morning wood.